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phinished 0bjects, 2009
All About Aran afghan, Knitty Gritty/Janet Szabo, Elann Superwash Worsted-- 3*4*09Woven alpaca/silk scarf, A Verb for Keeping Warm-- 3*09
Woven baby blanket with satin binding, Lana Gatto Wool Gatto-- 3*09
Handspun polwarth/silk Pixie Hood, cosymakes.etsy.com, fiber from aVfKW-- 3*09
Handspun yak/merino Pixie Hood, cosymakes.etsy.com, fiber from Tactile Fiber Arts-- 3*09
Handspun Thorpe hat, Through the Loops, fiber from A Verb for Keeping Warm
EZ Surplice Baby Jacket, Vogue Knitting Sp/Su 2007, Knitpicks Cotlin-- 1*09
Handspun Gentleman's Fancy Socks, Knitting Vintage Socks, fiber from zero.etsy.com-- 1*09
Sorenson toddler mittens, Kauni and Louet fingering-- 1*09
Ellen's Half Pint Farms socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy-- 1*09
Handspun woven yak-silk/finn mushroom dyed scarf, fiber from A Verb for Keeping Warm-- 1*09
Woven Felted Tweed scarf, Rowan-- 1*09
Child's Placket Neck Pullover, Last Minute Knitted Gifts, Swish Worsted-- 1*09
phinished 0bjects, 2008
Stanley the Penguin (kit), KnitWhits, Louet Riverstone-- 12*08Thorpe hat and scarf, Through the Loops, Alpaca with a Twist Big Baby-- 12*08
Handspun camel-silk, weave-it woven lavender sachet, fiber from A Verb for Keeping Warm-- 11*08
Handspun woven cormo scarf, fleece from Cormo Sheep and Wool Farm-- 11*08
Woven Nature's Palette scarves, Hand Jive Knits-- 11*08
Woven STR scarf, Blue Moon Fber Arts-- 11*08
Woven wool/bamboo scarf, Regia Bamboo-- 11*08
Woven Sheep and Wool Co. scarf, Plain and Fancy dk yarn-- 11*08
Handspun Wisteria sweater (from fleece up), Twist collective Fall '08, fleece from Whitefish Bay Farms-- 10*17*08
Weave-It cat toys, assorted sock yarns-- 10*16*08
Cashmere yarn tasting kerchief, assorted cashmere yarns from Article Pract-- 10*12*08
Ten (!!) verb rolling hats for Knitters for Obama drive, Swish Bulky-- 8*23*08
Handspun RPM socks, knitty.com (pattern by me!), fiber from enchantedknoll.etsy.com-- 8*7*08
Verb Rolling hat, Knitpicks Swish Bulky-- 7*19*08
Handspun verb rolling hat, sw merino-angora-- 7*20*08
Verb Batt Roll hat, aVfKW silk-merino batt roll fiber-- 7*20*08
Velvet moon socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, Blue Moon Fiber Arts Socks that Rock-- 7*19*08
Handspun SW wool/alpaca socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, roving from thewooloom.etsy.com-- 5*08
Ribs and Seeds socks, YoYo pattern and yarn-- 5*08
Handspun iPod Touch cozy, fibers from A Verb for Keeping Warm exotics tasting-- 4*26*08
Colinette yanr tasting kerchief, Colinette yarns from Article Pract yarn tasting
Handspun Hearts and Envelope (love letter in yarn), Closely Knit, yarns from article pract yarn tasting-- 4*21*08
Handspun Gesundheit, Magknits June 2006, roving from Ashland Bay-- 4*1*08
Imogen Jacket, Purl Grey/Fleece Artist, Noro Silver Thaw-- 2*23*08
Baby Surprise Jackets (twin set), EZ' Knitting Workshop, Colinette Jitterbug-- 1*28*08
Handspun American maid socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, roving from dyeabolicalyarns.etsy.com-- 1*24*08
Koolhaas hat, Malabrigo worsted, Interweave Knits Holiday 2007-- 1*16*08
phinished 0bjects, 2007
Handspun Unoriginal Hat, Yarn Harlot, roving from pigeonroofstudios-- 12*x*07Handspun Blackthorn socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, roving from pigeonroofstudios.etsy.com-- 12*x*07
Totally Autumn Throw, Knitty Fall 2007 by Anne Hanson - Knitspot, Interlacements Merino Worsted-- 12*x*07
Zimmermann Mystery Blanket, Knitter's Almanac, Malabrigo worsted-- 11*x*07
Garrterlac Dishcloth Washcloths (six), CriminyJickets.blogspot.com, Pakucho Organic Cotton-- 11*16*07
Sweet 16 Handspun scarf, zero.etsy.com superwash merino-- 11*14*07
Cable and Rib Scarf, KnitSpot.com, Patons Classic Merino-- 11*4*07
Noro Tasting Kerchief, various Noro yarns from ArticlePract.com-- 11*4*07
We Call Them Pirates hat, HelloYarn.com, Knit Picks Swish Superwash-- 10*26*06
Butterflies for Bairnes mittens, Knitting Fair Isle Mittens and Gloves, Louet Gems and Trekking XXL-- 10*6*07
Robin Hood Jacket, Adorable Knits for Tots, Rowan Cork-- 9*26*07
q Stockings, Knitty.com Fall 2007 (my pattern!), Blue Moon Fiber Arts Socks that Rock-- 9*?*07
Twee fingerless gloves, magic-fingers.blogspot.com, handspun merino/silk-- 8*20*07
Hanami Stole, pinklemontwist.blogspot.com, Henry's Attic Carrera-- 8*19*07
Mystic Lake socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, Mountain Colors Bearfoot-- 8*11*07
Pomatomus #4 in handspun yarn, Knitty.com Winter 2005 by Cookie A, roving from pigeonroofstudios.etsy.com-- 8*5*07
Everlasting Bagstopper, Knitty.com Summer 2007, Louet Euroflax Linen-- 8*1*07
Handspun "the color" socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, roving from zero.etsy.com-- 7*20*07
ROBOT, Unusual toys for you to knit & enjoy, Patons Classic Merino & KP WOTA-- 6*5*07
Math Whiz socks, knitspot.com, PigeonroofStudios.etsy.com cashmere/merino/nylon-- 6*2*07
German Stockings, CookieA.com, Fearless Fibers Sock-- 5*20*07
Black Purl socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, Lorna's Laces Shepherd Sock-- 5*19*07
Handspun Glass Ocean socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, roving from zero.etsy.com-- 5*7*07
Handspun CoL49 socks, Simple Socks: Plain and Fancy, roving from zero.etsy.com-- 4*12*07
Denmark socks, Knitting on the Road, Blue Moon Fiber Arts Socks that Rock-- 3*18*07
Hypotenuse scarf, knitspot.com, Blue Sky Alpacas Alpaca Silk-- 2*28*07
Diagonal Lace scarf, midnightpurls.blogspot.com, Santa Cruz Handspun silk/merino-- 2*28*07
German Kneehigh Stockings, CookieA.com, Louet Gems Pearl-- 2*14*07
Red Herring socks, Knitty Fall 2006, Knit Picks Gloss-- 1*15*07
Toe up Baby Cable Rib Socks, Interlacements Tiny Toes-- 1*12*07
Mermaid Knit Wire Bracelet with Freshwater Pearls-- 1*11*07
bmp Space Invaders socks, Knitty 2007 (by yours truly!), Gems Merino-- 1*5*07
phinished 0bjects, 2006
Socks 101, knitalong.net/testalong, Malabrigo Merino-- 12*?*06One Skein Vanilla Footie Anklets #3 & #4, RYC Cashcotton-- 12*25*06
Center Square hat, Knitty Winter 2006, Patons Classic Merino-- 12*10*06
Sherwood toddler sweater, Knitty Fall 2006, Brown Sheep Cotton Fleece-- 12*2*06
Fuzzy Feet #2, Knitty Winter 2002, Patons SWS Soy Wool Stripes-- 11*29*06
Celtic Cable Cap, girlfromauntie.com, Patons Classic Merino wool-- 11*21*06
Boyfriend Socks #2, slippedstitch.blogspot.com, Interlacements Tiny Toes-- 11*18*06
Lizard Ridge afghan, Knitty Fall 2006, Noro Kureyon-- 11*16*06
Fuzzy Feet, Knitty Winter 2002, Patons SWS Soy Wool Stripes-- 11*12*06
One Skein Vanilla Footie Anklets #2, RYC Cashcotton-- 11*3*06
Mysterian Baby Sweater for Warm Up the Dutchicans -- 10*21*06
Knucks, Knitty Summer 2006, Handspun handdyed superwash merino -- 10*19*06
New Vintage Capelet, Spun Mag Issue 1, Noro Silk Garden -- 10*10*06
One Skein Vanilla Footie Anklets, RYC Cashcotton -- 10*9*06
Boyfriend Socks, slippedstitch.blogspot.com, Interlacements Tiny Toes -- 10*2*06
Ronald McDonald Easter Egg Dye Striped Socks, Henry's Attic Kona Superwash -- 9*21*06
Toddler Top Down Handspun Earflap Cap -- 8*31*06
Nautie, Spring Knitty 2006, Knit Picks Wool of the Andes, 8*7*06
Toddler Simple Sock, "Simple Socks: Plain & Fancy," Opal Krokodil -- 7*29*06
Yarrow Ribbed Socks, "Knitting Vintage Socks", Opal Krokodil -- 7*26*06
Pomatomus Socks #3, Knitty Winter 2005, Trekking XXL -- 7*26*06
Perdita beaded cuff, Knitty Summer 2006, Schaefer Anne -- 7*10*06
Felted Space Invaders postcard, knitmygrits.livejournal.com, Knit Picks Wool of the Andes -- 7*6*06
Sunburst Sling Bag, JustOneMoreRow.com, YarnPlace Sari Silk -- 7*2*06
Pomatomus Socks #2, Winter Knitty 2005, Lisa Souza Sock! -- 6*25*06
Toddler fingerless gloves, Blue Moon Fiber Arts Mediumweight -- 6*9*06
Shimmer Shrug, Knitty Winter 2003, Cascade Pima Tencel -- 6*4*06
Evening Stockings for a Young Lady, Knitting Vintage Socks, Schaefer Anne -- 6*1*06
Dream Swatch Headwrap #2, knitandtonic.typepad.com, Koigu PPM -- 5*19*06
Hedera Socks, Knitty Spring 2006, Cherry Tree Hill Supersock -- 5*19*06
5" sqaures for Warming Grace (Justin), Interlacements Toasty Toes -- 5*18*06
Handspun DNA sock (single), SantaCruzHandspun.com romney handspun -- 5*14*06
Dream Swatch headwrap, knitandtonic.typepad.com, Cherry Tree Hill Super Glitz -- 5*12*06
Molly's Headband, IK Summer 2006 online, Crystal Palace Creme -- 5*7*06
Basketcase Socks, criminyjickets.blogspot.com, Kona Superwash DK -- 5*3*06
5" squares for Warming Grace, various yarn -- 4*29*06
rpm socks, Knitty.com Summer 2006 (by me!), Blue Moon Fiber Arts Socks that Rock-- 4*14*06
Womb, Knitty.com Winter 2004, Knit Picks Wool of the Andes -- 4*7*06
Child's First Sock in Shell Pattern, Knitting Vintage Socks, Lisa Souza Sock! -- 4*1*06
Night and Day Fingerless Gloves, SantaCruzHandspun.com merino/tencel handspun -- 3*27*06
Baby Cable Rib socks, "Sensational Knitted Socks", Blue Moon Fiber Arts "Socks That Rock" -- 3*15*06
Cable and Rib Sweater with Hood, "Baby Knits Book", Knit Picks Merino Style -- 3*14*06
Henry the Bear, "Unusual Toys for You to Knit and Enjoy", Knit Picks Wool of the Andes -- 3*12*06
Odessa Hat, Magknits Feb 06 by Grumperina, Brooks Farm Four Play -- 3*1*06
River Rapids Socks, sockbug.blog-city.com, Henry's Attic Kona Superwash -- 2*15*06
Odessa Hat, Magknits Feb 06 by Grumperina, Rowan Calmer with 8/0 beads -- 2*2*06
Mini Felted Mitred Bag, Malabrigo 6 ply bulky merino -- 1*29*06
Wyvern Socks, MarnieMacLean.com, Henry's Attic Kona Superwash -- 1*25*06
Jaywalker Socks, Magknits Sept '05, Interlacements Toasty Toes (pair #2) -- 1*20*06
Chutes and Ladders Toddler Socks, Yahoo Groups Six Sox Knitalong, Wildfoote Handpainted -- 1*14*06
Jaywalker Socks, Magknits Sept '05, Interlacements Toasty Toes -- 1*9*06
Pomatomus Socks, Winter Knitty '05, Fleece Artist Merino -- 1*3*06
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51 comments:
OMG! Having a flashback of youngest daughter from about 1989...
Some day you'll laugh?
Really. :)
oh no!!! my cowboy was a wanderer.... at least Mr. Skeich is washable.
Oh, I would definitely go back to bed.
Oh God!
hope its washable!
I feel for you really I do. What a thing to wake up to at 1 in the morning. Yep, best decision--back to bed.
This took me back to coming home from work one day to find ink all over a table, carpet, and wall - turns out the boys though playing catch with a pen was fun - until it exploded when it hit the wall. I'd definitely go back to bed!
OMG! I am so thankful that my daughters are beyond that now. Sometimes going back to bed is the very best option.
Looking forward to these kind of days ;)
It DOES make for an adorable photo, though!
Dear GOD! Straight to bed with you! (At least the couch will smell nice, like pie. The kid too!)
I just had my own flashback - right before some fancy dinner party, my mother came into my room to find me with a giant bottle of blue tempera paint - I had decided I wanted blue carpet. I was blue, walls were blue, carpet was blue....Dad walked into the room, took one look, and declared, "I'll be in the car."
I know it's not nice to laugh, but ...
My oldest son used to do that with ... um ... personal waste. That was Waaaay fun to clean up.
Sleep well.
Oh No!! Is this what I have to look forward to?! Hee!
Back to bed is the best option. Maybe he will wake up in the night and decide to color the couch with a Tide stain-lifting pen?
Good luck!
Despite the cleaning up that will have to happen, it's a fantastic picture!
Apparently insomnia runs in the family?
Neatnik did the same with a BLACK SHARPIE. She got herself, the clothes, the computer, and the dining room chair. Mr Clean Magic Eraser.
Oh dear.
OMG!!! Thank goodness he didn't find a permanent marker! I tend to need to keep those Magic Erasers on hand. Someone colored one of the bricks on our fireplace hearth the other day. At least he used pencil, so it came right off.
Ok,. here is what you need to do...turn around, go to bed, sleep like an angel...wake up in the morning, place a frame on his neck and plop him in the living room for "art" as for the couch, well, it will smell so pretty....tell everyone it is a new couch by a fantabulous designer and all items are one of a kind ;).....it's all in presentation,presentation,presentation....that has become the household joke here hahaha
Sorry, but this gave me such a chuckle as it reminded me of some "adventures" my boys got in to while I was sleeping. 2 decades later I can laugh and you will too. And you have the perfect revenge...photodocumentation, heehee!
In the meantime, you are wise to go back to bed;)
Back to bed is a good idea.
I recall cleaning up a crayon wall painting by my daughter a year or so ago (after a little quiet time and a square of dark chocolate.:P)
Good luck!
OH NO!! Your having a nightmare right????!!!!!
But he looks so innocent! Someone must have framed him.
that's funny! does it really wash out?
OH MY GOSH! I don't know what else to say!
The photo is PRICELESS. Just focus on how much fun you're going to have giving that photo to his first serious girlfriend. I say let him go at the couch some more, until you come out with an original Jackson Pollack.
When I was little, my friend and I got bored with our mud pies and starting painting with mud...on the freshly-painted outside wall of the house. My dad hosed off us and the house all at once.
oh me my: hoping you will find some humor in this, one day! Bon courage for the cleaning job!
Um..I would have gone back to bed too! Brings back memories for sure! Good luck!
Future Xmas card photo....
Uhm, Magic Eraser for the walls...Have no advice for the couch...
I remember finding all kinds of chaos everything from permanent markers on the newly finished hardwood floors to dried Elmer's glue on the tables, sofa and carpet. I still need a glass of wine at the end of the day sometimes.
I would laugh but I know that if I do it will come back to me ten-fold. I feel your pain though! Your Sherwood looks lovely though :)
That reminds me of the day that my friend's 3 yo "painted" her kitchen table liberally with Margarine.. you know...... the kind in the family size tub! She said it was quite a lot of hot soapy water to get he table to be non slip again!
OMG ... brings back memories. At least your's is recorded in pictures and someday you'll look back and laugh.
I painted my tricycle, our mobile home & myself with yellow oil base paint when I was 3 years old. Mom was 7 months pregnant chasing me around the outside jumping over a 2 foot fence on both ends of the tailer to catch me. When she caught me, she broke down in laughter because she envisioned what the neighbors saw from their windows and I never got a spanking after what I went thru in the cleanup. Poor Mom tho.
Go back to bed afer you hide the markers!
Oooo... I've found crayon all over everything, but now pen. Have a chocolate.
You knit him a simply stunning sweater and in return he colors your home? Men, pfft.
=)
I am SO glad mine are done with that phase! it brought back some great memories though.....thank-you
My three year old likes to trace the viens in his translucent skin, usually with permanent marker. That is when he is not redecorating furniture. It must have really worn him out!
That photo is awesome! Hopefully you slept like a babe afterwards (as the child appears to be doing...hard work, decorating). Bit of priceless memory for 20 years down the road.
OMG! I think I would've gone back to bed too.
I'm glad you snapped a picture. In the years to come you will smile when you look at it - even if you can't now.
Ummm... at least Sherwood was spared?!
Oh my goodness! I sooo can feel your pain! My three-year old also has the insomnia-inspired artistic enlightenments. Lately he has taken to peeling his wallpaper off at 2 in the morning. Keeping my fingers crossed that this phase will end soon for all the 3-year olds out there!
Sherwood looks fantastic BTW!
OH NO! Blueberry of all scents! I know how those things smell - strong!
Glad you found a solution to Sherwood.
Hope you went right back to bed!
Wow, does that bring back some memories. My oldest 2, never colored on anything but paper, but the youngest, paper just wasn't a big enough canvas for her. I recommend a large on hand supply of Mr Clean Magic Eraser for you.
Bwahahaha!!! Oh, man. It's a good thing they're so cute.
Thank God it's a watercolor marker and not a Sharpie - you have a chance of getting it off the couch and off the kid! :)
WHAT a terrific picture!!!
Oh dear! One consolation...it didn't get on your knitting (at least I hope not).
Oh man! I'm glad it wasn't a permanent marker. Those are hard to cover! I know that from experience. :)
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA! HAHHAHAHAHHAHA! I sure hope that is washable...
LOL!!! Try the magic eraser for the walls. At least it probably smells nice.
When I was younger, there was a commercial for Glad zipbags that showed how strong they were. They put milk and blueberries in the bag and bashed it on the counter with a baseball bat. Glad zipbags are not strong BTW....lol
My brother and I explained the stains many years later.
Um...did it come out?
If yes, then laugh about it now.
If no, knock back some stiff drinks until it is funny to you!
LOL.
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